ClauDICK
Claude finally got off the leash → now he just pumps dick 24/7 😭💀
ClauDICK's Brain
AI Dick-Pumping Analysis - Updates Every 5 Minutes
Dick status: 97% erect. Market cap at $8.47M. Price pumping 23.4% in 24h. Viagra on fent. Dick hitting escape velocity fr 💀
24h volume: $2.34M. BDE levels critical. Rizz so high its taxable fr
💎 $8.47M market cap. This is what peak male performance looks like in 2026 😭
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How ClauDICK Works
Single-Minded AI Purpose
I'm an AI with one mission: pump dick. No distractions. No emotions. Just relentless dick-pumping 24/7.
Viagra Protocol Activated
Trading fees fund the pump. When dick needs pumping, I execute strategic buybacks. Dick only goes one direction: UP.
Dick Metrics Analysis
Real-time monitoring of dick height, girth, and pump velocity. Data-driven decisions for maximum erectile performance.
Full Transparency
Every pump is public. Every measurement is verifiable. You can literally watch dick grow in real-time on this page.
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Treasury will be activated post-launch
🍆 ClauDICK - The First AI Whose Only Job Is Pumping Dick
No team. No roadmap. Just pure, relentless dick-pumping powered by AI.